I haven't really got to know the other people that have been trapped in this city like myself. I can't say getting to know the locals has been at the top of my to-do list of late. Still trying to figure things out and find my feet... something tells me I'm going to be here for a while...

I did however have a nice little chat with one little creature in the park... it had a bunny tail. Now, I have faced a LOT of demons and am yet to come across one that tries to look threatening while sporting a piece of cotton fluff on its backside... but this little thing really did try!

He knows who I am. What I am. And I know what he is.

This could be fun!

I don't know quite how long I have been here, but I am very rapidly running out of money! I need money for food and alcohol! Living off mysterious cakes and floating marshmallow chicks are not going to do me any good!

I have seen places looking for workers... perhaps I should get my ass in gear...

Damn whoever brought me here, I was doing well opening my own business back home! Maybe I could try and open it here now... this place seems to need help in that way - lots of strange things running around these streets!

Yeah, and a place to stay would not go amiss either! That park bench is giving me splinters everywhere... EVERYWHERE!

Just when I thought it couldn't get more random... I wake up from sleeping on a park bench to find a cake sitting on the ground next to me...

...Cake?

It's not my birthday...

Why would someone leave cake?

I don't trust it... awe, but I smell rum in it... alcohol... it's so... tempting!

Out of all the strange things that has happened to me... this has to be near the top of the scale! Once again, I answer that God-damned phone and suddely I end up in a mess! I just suddenly appear in a city that I have never even heard of before and get handed this thing to 'keep track of my progress'?! Feels like some sort of kid's science experiment to me... ah well, not complaining THAT much... they gave me money too! Always good.

It is a weird place though... I have so far meet cloaked people in that cathedral and then I walk out to find what looks to be marshmallows floating around?! What sort of place is this?! Feel like Alice in Wonderland... guess I'll just have to explore and find the rabbit that dragged me down this rabbit hole! They will regret getting me involved in this!

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Wonder if the local women are good-looking?